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This email may or may not contain forward-looking statements that involve risks, uncertainties and assumptions. If such risks or uncertainties materialize or such assumptions prove incorrect, this email will look ridiculous. In fact it may end up as front page news. All statements other than statements of historical fact are statements that could be deemed forward-looking statements, including but not limited to statements of the plans, strategies and objectives of management for future operations; any statements concerning expected development, performance, or market share relating to products and services; anticipatory statements, which are best guesses made herein as statements regarding expected or unexpected operational and financial results; any statements of expectation or belief; and any statements of assumptions underlying any of the foregoing statements about statements. Risks are, well, risks. And one should not assume this email will be relevant in the long term, which given the rate of change in this industry, has most likely already occurred.
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