This actually happened. It is all true I am not making it up or embellishing. Hell, I couldn’t. I could not have dreamed, conjured, projected, created or visualized what happened to me last week. In fact it resembled the movie The Hills Have Eyes II , the obvious delusion of madmen (no woman would let this happen) with conscientious connection to the reality of others. In fact it has taken me a full week to be able to talk about. Like seeing Winged Migration really high in the middle of an afternoon with a bunch of retirees and never coming clean (literally and figuratively) about where you were. Our story opens on a Sunday at Terminal C, San Jose International (cough) Airport. It is 6:10AM and one of about 6 flights leaving between San Jose and Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Phoenix, LA etc is queuing up to leave. It is the Sunday before the Canadian Thanksgiving (as it is wrongly referred to) which is the next day, Monday. So everyone, me included is trying to get to someplace i...
From my Dad, who can fracture an "ism" with the best of them: "You can lead a horse to water but that is water under the bridge."