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The GESC and Why it Will Change the World

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Gist Extractionificator with Semantic Cartridges (GESC)

With the global electronic data expanding at astronomical rate from 15 ayottabytes to over 22 kazillabytes the need for a galactically scalable, adjudable-matrixed extractionificator that not only provides meaning-welding it can simultaneously buffer and negate idea distancing in polynomial matrices.

Our research team used derivative vector processing instructions as the foundation for creating parrallelizable semantic cartridges. To achieve the scale required for kazillabyte real time processing the semantic cartridges were infused with Boolean de-aggregators that use satisfaction logic for distributed mining extensions. This breakthrough allows the GESC to federate a Fibbonacci sequence at 10 to the 11th in relative near-real time terms while maintaining linearity in the cost model.

Architecturally advances were made in Super-High-Integrated-Transactions as well as Transactional Processing. Using Interprocedural geometric optimization to maintain invariant integrity our patented inverted loop splitter operates as a Very-High-Speed middleware interface because we removed the modality of the nonvolatile registration typically required in Object Linking or the more common and less performant - preprocessed redundification array analyzer.

At the heart of our software is a modified Roshal Archive where we have extended the reentrant capabilities to include dynamic farbing coupled with runtime spiral modality. This insures our bottoms are up while we develop top down. Using an advance entropic instruction set architecture implemented for inline expansion allows the GESC to override the hoard memory allocator and use our more advanced Binary Utility Naming Glueware for Heterogeneous Object Linking Emulator.

GESC is truly a breakthrough in Massive Scale Extractification for processing massive amounts of data to derive conventional interpretation.

One final note, the output from the GESC can be sent to an Excel spreadsheet with a ‘point and click’ export to Excel feature.

Thank you.

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