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It's all downhill from here...

It is said that every dog has its day. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That you have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. An apple a day. Dip it don't soak it. You're eyes will get stuck like that. Two men enter one man leaves. Would you like that super sized. Live in the moment. The journey is the reward (and they are touring again). Good men are hard to find. A bird in hand. Every rose has its thorn. Hold your horses. Take it down a notch. Pin your ears back. You can’t take it with you. Don’t pick at it. Pick your battles. Pick your poison. An ounce of prevention. This goes to eleven. Open the pod bay doors. I’ll be back. Phone home. Show me the money. Plastics. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. You can’t handle the truth. There’s no place like home. Stupid is as stupid does. Don’t stop believing. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape. Two out of three ain’t bad.

Finally a broken clock is right twice a day and stop - Hammertime.

It is with tremendous pride and too much time on my hands I announce I have peaked and it is all downhill from here. That’s right, I am a published author. My work is brief but noteworthy. In its entirety:

“Thanks for your definition of Prings!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Prings

Urban Dictionary

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Prings

Professionals that are frictionally unemployed at all the local coffee shops updating their social media, twitter, MyFace, LinkedIn and other profiles in order to look busy and not go insane.

The line of Prings was out the door.”

I can die now.

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